Ok, so I gave in to this really cheesy idea, but it turned out to be fun. Google the phrase “(your name) needs” and point out the first ten that come up. Here is mine:1) Jason needs a Pismo
2) Jason needs a toilet (fast)
3) Jason needs a diet
4) Jason needs a shirt
5) Jason needs a professional profile
6) Jason needs a ring
7) Jason needs to die
8) Jason needs a pitchfork
9) Jason needs a slap
10) Jason needs help making a film
It was funny…but a little unpleasant to conceptualize. A toilet and a pitchfork? Yowza.
How about Carol…..
1) Carol needs our help
2) Carol needs a change
3) Carol needs assessment
4) Carol needs toast
5) Carol needs a teapot
6) Carol needs more busts
7) Carol needs 2000 more miles
8) Carol needs a naturally occurring flavor
9) Carol needs a forever family
10) Carol needs your prayers
Carol’s was a little less dangerous…like the needs nice people have. Of course, I just realized that half the sites my googling brought up were sites about Jason the famous horror movie character.
3 comments:
Who knew you were both so needy? BTW, I've tried this, and never got anything clean enough to post on my blog. How come it works for everyone else?
thats pretty funny. Now I should probably get back to work
kevin needs:
your money
more beer
to lay off the weed
a liver transplant (must be from the beer and weed)
to quit
a band
"social glue" ideas
a job
a job really soon
a service dog
Hee hee hee Kevins list is the best so far!
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